OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Swine flu. Run for my life!
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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