My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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