found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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