If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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