I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
