You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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