ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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