dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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