Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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