She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
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