We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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