dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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