I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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