...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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