We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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