You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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