I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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