this just has baby written all over it
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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