you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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