i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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