Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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