whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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