I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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