I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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