Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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