Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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