Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
How external is "for external use only"?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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