Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
