I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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