As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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