took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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