Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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