My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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