I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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