he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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