We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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