discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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