Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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