Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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