Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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