I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
