belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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