I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I want to fling myself into the sun
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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