I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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