i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
