please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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