: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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