I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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