We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Help. Why am I so naked?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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