my mouth tastes like poor choices
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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