Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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