Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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