Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Randomize
