you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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