Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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