i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Houston, we have a squirter
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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