So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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